i hope Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t apologise tbh i hope she says what a wrong and disgusting thing it was that someone hacked her and stole her private photos
I really do not need to see Victoria Justices and Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nudes on my dashboard do yall not have uhh whats that called again…human decency
when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
FYI, telling a person that they can’t find someone attractive because of their sexuality is like telling them they can’t appreciate a sunrise because they don’t want to fuck it.
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
I thought I saw someone waving at me out of the corner of my eye.
Turns out it was just my hair waving in the wind, reflected off the inside of my glasses.
life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls
hold in ctrl while clicking
SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST
how did people not know this